
24” Box Jumps
Sleeping through any heavy barbell workout.
Hearing a can of cat food open from the other side of the building.
CrossFit Benchmark: Cuddles for Time
CrossFit Movement: Biscuits
Lift: Anything that involved Malia picking me up
Quote:
The Best Feral Cat Award
RIP sweet girl, we miss you! forever Director of Membership Retention
I was born on the mean streets of Seminole Heights many years ago. I may have looked like a tiny baby, but I was an old lady, so I expected respect accordingly. I spent my days supervising from my favorite places: the special kitty area, the giant tires the hoomans lifted, the big hot room with all the fans, and sometimes — if I was feeling adventurous — the cool room where I conducted very important inspections.
I trained the hoomans quickly.
When to get on the floor.
When it was time for food.
When to leave me alone.
When it was officially Sweet Pea Time.
They were excellent students.
The hoomans served me — but I understood that my presence made their hearts lighter. So I continued granting Sweet Pea Time whenever I wasn’t occupied with my extremely important nap schedule.
I was loved here.
I was safe here.
I was home.
If this place feels warmer than most gyms… that was me.
If your heart feels lighter after being here… that was me.
If you ever smiled without knowing why… yes. Also me.
Thank you for letting me be part of your world. I will always be part of this place.
